Deadly Breakfast: Pistol-Shaped Egg Fryer

We’ve been digging on the ridiculous-meets-totally-useful-ness of this revolver shaped egg mold, that seems like it’d work equally well for pancakes, or Jell-o, for that matter.

How would you market it?

“For some banging fried eggs?”

“For firing off a perfect brunch, everytime?”

“Create a breakfast that’s always number one with a bullet?”

Post your best in the comments!

Gun Shaped Egg Pan Fryer : $8.99 at Amazon

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