32 Truths for Mature Humans

created at: 03/20/2012

Sometimes, being a grownup means you have all kinds of additional opportunities. Sometimes, being a grownup means you have all kinds of additional responsibilities. But, most importantly, being a grownup means you get to learn some basic truths about how the world works and the nature of the human condition. Like:

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computers history if you die.

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

   

I looked as best I could, but I couldn’t find an original source for these thirty-two clever observations on life, death, and a special font for sarcasm, but it seems to be anonymous. In which case, I guess it’s okay to post it in full here:

I could do without the “avoid ghetto” option, but I guess I appreciate the honesty.

(If anyone has an original source for this please let me know, and I’ll be happy to update)