Totally Horrifying Stationary

There was a time I thought the embossed petunias and tiny blue birds on my grandma’s thank you notes were the scariest things I’d ever seen printed on stationary.

And then this morning, I stumbled upon the letterheads of 13th Street, Germany’s premier horror and crime channel, designed by Jacques Pense. Each sheet of paper, envelope, and note are emblazened with zombies who interact with the office supplies that are place upon them – staples through the face, a binder ring in the eye, or peeled off flesh from an envelope pull tab.

This makes me regret our increasingly paperless society. Think I can pose as some agencyin a letter and get them to send me a reply on one of these?

13th Street Stationary of Horror [via BoingBoing]