Zombies and the Five-Second Rule

zombify:  wikipedia “5 sec rules” The   five second rule  is a popular   polite fiction   regarding the eating of   food   that  has fallen to the floor or ground. The origins of the rule are unknown. The substance of the rule is that if food  falls on the ground, it may be safely eaten as long as it is picked up  within five seconds.

As it turns out, even zombies abide by short-term food contamination avoidance standards.

“The five second rule is a popular polite fiction regarding the eating of food that has fallen to the floor or ground. The origin of the rule is unknown. The substance of the rule is that if food falls on the ground, it may be safely eaten as long as it is picked up within five seconds.”    Explosm.net via bookmole