I’m as intrigued by body art as the next guy, but this is taking it to a whole new (probably really painful) level. These are the hands of Jason Traeger, who had skull-shaped subdermal implants put into the back of his hands. Because, you know, a skull tattoo just wouldn’t be creepy enough.
When I was a freshman in college, I came home for Thanksgiving with an orbital piercing in each of my ears. My parents weren’t exactly “impressed” but hey, at least I didn’t get hand implants. You’re welcome, Mom and Dad.