In honor of Movember, a mustache-growing event to raise awareness and funds for prostate and testicular cancer, "classically-trained actor and fine woodworker Nick Offerman," offers his tips for properly growing his best known feature: a serious mustache. The video, of course, is silly, and goes way beyond, "don't shave your upper lip." Because that's what Nick Offerman is good at. Also, watch Parks and Recreation and show NBC that it's worthwhile. Cause it's as good as network TV can get.