How to: Make a Wooden Necktie (and Bowtie!)
If you’re asking, “what would I do with a handmade wooden neck- or bowtie?” we have thirty-five simple words for you. “Oh my gosh, what wouldn’t you do with handmade wooden neck- or bowtie?! What are you? Do you also hate Christmas and world peace? Take your terrible attitude back to your crummy totalitarianism, you drivelspot.”
Okay, we’ll grant it’s a legitimate concern. So, I guess a better answer is: you design it, cut and shape it from soft wood, put a string through it, then post it on Instructables.