How to: Make a Watermelon Keg
Fruit salad stashed from a hollowed out watermelon is one thing, but a tasty, booze-y libation served from a watermelon keg is a whole ‘nother thing altogether. Watermelon.org, the home of the National Watermelon Promotion Board, who offer other ideas such as a watermelon shark attack and tiki mask, have the full how-to. It looks plenty manageable, and you could have it ready to be filled in under an hour. I suggest a watermelon margarita with smokey mezcal.