25 Bumper Stickers Too Funny Not To Laugh At – These Are So Hysterical They’ll Have You Crying
Like tattoos for your car, a bumper sticker tells you a lot about the person that you're driving behind. A certain category of people are willing to put a sticker on their car, and there's a big market for bumper stickers.
Some people prefer to take the funny approach, others take the aggressive "get back or else" approach, and then there are just plain strange ones that you come across. All of them can be appreciated in their own way.
Hope You Can Speed-Read
This is such a niche bumper sticker, and it's so specific that it must have been specially ordered by this person, right?
Multiple people don't have a need for this Dave Matthews coverup bumper sticker.
No One Asked You
A picture says a thousand words, and you drive your car all around town.
So it makes sense that people use a bumper sticker to share their opinions, even if no one cares about those opinions.
PT Cruiser, You're A Loser
At least they know that their car is not considered a cool car, and they've decided to take the "if you can't beat em, join em" approach.
Give them the punch line before they can even make the joke so you can all get where you need to go.
The Beginning Of The End
You told yourself that you were never going to be the parent who drives a minivan and shuttles kids around to soccer.
But flash forward 10 years and here you are in the parking lot at the field after practice.
If Only Trunks Actually Worked Like This
You could probably position this photo to be your lock screen if you wanted to seriously commit yourself to your car.
But as far as bumper stickers go, this one isn't half bad.
Look, They're Not Wrong
We both know I'm never going to visit the website that you're advertising on your bumper sticker, so what's the point in pretending?
Take the route that this man did and just acknowledge it.
Dinosaur > Cars
We're doomed to repeat history if we don't learn from it.
But doesn't some small part of you wish there was a way we could exist at the same time as dinosaurs?
Dreaming Of A Greater Tomorrow
In an ideal world, everyone would make a full stop at stop signs, use their turn signals on every turn, never tailgate, and chickens could cross the road freely.
That's the true utopia.
What Does It Mean If You Can Read This?
We're not sure what it says about you if you were able to read this on the first try without any difficulty.
But that's a problem you can sort out when you get to your destination.
Math Is The Only Subject That Counts
If you're going to send a message to the general population about who you are as a person, you might as well send the message that you're a punny math wizard.
This person accomplished that.
Pointing Out The Obvious
Unless you thought the baby on board was the one responsible for driving the vehicle, it was safe to assume everyone knew there were adults on board.
Never hurts to remind anyone though!
They're Definitely A Local
Is there anything more Canadian than having a bumper sticker that apologizes to the person driving too close behind you?
Even though it's completely their fault and you have no control over it?
We All Know It's True
Part of being a parent is reminding your children just how much you've sacrificed for them in their lives and how much they've cost you over the years.
You might as well start reminding them from a young age.
Harsh But True
You may think that everyone on the road cares that your daughter plays basketball, your son plays hockey, and that you have two cats.
...And you're probably going to continue to think that so we won't burst your bubble.
Free Advice
Don't believe everything you read on a bumper sticker or every piece of unsolicited advice you receive.
But if you're going to choose to believe any of them this may be the one for you to trust.
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June Steele
