If you're anything like me, and 95% of the other men I know, you don't use any sorts of skin care product beyond the occassional aftershave lotion and sunscreen, and perhaps a bit of lip balm. And if that's true, then you, like me and 95% of the other men I know, are terribly, terribly wrong.
For three years, grades K-2, I got away with it. At least weekly, I'd come up behind my friend Zach and whisper, "You're epidermis is showing." He'd become frazzled, and run to the bathroom. He tried to ask his parents what-in-the-world I was talking about, but he could never remember the actual Greek word once he got home. And I guess they weren't hip enough to know the joke setup.
We found this leather, glow-in-the-dark alien hide rug on Hometone, who, in their post title, asks, "Alien Hide Rug: Creepy or Cool?" ManMade doesn't like the question - of course it's creepy. But does creepy necessarily mean its not cool?
Geekologie asks a different question, though, which might be a better determinant. "Ever made love on the back of a dead alien before?