50 Hilarious Signs You Would Only See In The South
The Southern states of the U.S. have a rich culture and history that is unlike any other place in the world. Sometimes, the area's unique sense of humor comes across in unexpected ways, like on public signs.
Let's explore some hilarious signs people spotted and took a picture of that sum up life in the South.
They Were So Close
Hey, spelling words can be tricky. Who are we to judge? Still, it's hard not to chuckle when you see a spelling mistake like this on a public sign. Time to invest in some spell-check technology.
Welp, They Made Things Very Clear
You've gotta love the Southern attitude of not being afraid to protect their property at all costs. How serious do we think this sign is? It could just be a joke, right? Ha, ha... pretty funny, guys. Ha.
They Gave Us The Most Imporant Information
In the American South, the temperatures in the summers can climb to intense levels. We don't blame this church for keeping its sign short and to the point. What else could you possibly need to know?
This Sums It Up
Apparently, Aisle 11 is where you'll find all the essentials of Southern living. You've got snacks, comfy pants, the Bible, beer, and... guns. Just remember to keep things safe and don't let any shenanigans get too out of hand.
Too Late
Here is someone with a good sense of humor; the idea of a "private sign" is pretty amusing. Although, based on some of the other, more threatening signs we've seen, let's hope there is no consequence for not following this sign's orders. We would hate to be caught reading this sign if the owner was in a bad mood.
They Couldn't Have Used Another Name?
Yes, Whales is the name of a plus-size clothing store in the South. The name might seem problematic or offensive, but we're going to give them the benefit of the doubt and hope it is simply the owner's favorite animal.
Well, They're Right
Here's a great example of some tongue-in-cheek humor seen on one Southern sign. Technically, everything about this sign is true. If you are reading anything else into its meaning, then you might just have a dirty mind.
The Shimmy Shack Knows How To Do It
Local businesses often use their letter board signs to display an amusing joke or pun. Take a look at this one spotted in the South. Ha, ha! That's a good one. Signs like this are always fun to drive by and make life a little more interesting.
There's A Lot Going On Here
Again, we know spelling can be tricky. Especially when there are so many weird grammar rules in the English language. We aren't judging, but there are some interesting spellings going on here. The important thing is that someone tried their best.
Only In The South
It's good to know that this place accepts gold, silver... and guns. This is one of those signs that could seem alarming to outsiders, but is probably pretty common in the South. Think of it this way: this place has some flexible payment options.
And They Say The South Is Unrefined
Unfortunately, the South has a reputation for lacking some etiquette norms that are found in other states. But, look! This restaurant is serving food on plates! At tables! I shudder to think what the situation was before.
How Cheap Are We Talking?
Even if you don't have any "dirty deeds" that need to be taken care of, when someone advertises something as cheap, you have to find out more. Who knows? You could be missing out on a heck of a deal if you pass this up.
What A Name!
Emma Jean Fried Bologna isn't a common name in the United States, but maybe it is in some locations. Just when you thought those celebrity baby names were getting out of hand, someone in the South came up with the most unique name based on deli meat that I've ever heard.
Safety First!
I can't remember a single time in my life when I've seen a sign reminding me to check my firearms and bows at the customer service desk. It just goes to show you that the South has a culture that is entirely its own.
Spotted In Texas
I think we have to give this sign some credit for being so clever. In case you're confused, the sign says that if you're caught speeding, you'll have a date with the local judge. So, slow down and take in the sights.
Threatening And Delicious
How many times have you read a sign that threatens your life but makes it sound like an incredible recipe? I would wager that it doesn't happen often. Hey, they say the South is famous for their BBQ, so maybe we shouldn't knock it before we try it.
Doesn't Get More Southern Than That
Somehow, I read this sign in a Southern accent in my head. That's how you know that a sign is really effective: when it actually speaks to you and takes on a life of its own. We'll even forgive the spelling mistakes since they work in this sign's favor.
Wait, What Is Sold Here?
At first, this just looks like a regular restaurant sign, but we had to re-read the third line a few times to make sure we understood it correctly. Does that say, "Livers sold here"? What does that mean? It's making us rethink eating at KFC ever again.
Attention, Cows!
Huh, I guess our bovine friends need to be reminded to slow down on the roads. You know how wild and reckless cows can get when they're behind the wheel. No wonder most states have banned them from driving.
Sounds Yummy
You know, sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is eat a nice, healthy bowl of vodka soup. It won't solve any of your problems or fix any of your mistakes, but it will make you feel a bit better for a brief moment.
Mmmm...Gold
The signs for a McDonald's and a Waffle House lined up in a funny way. The idea of obtaining gold makes me drool at the mouth, too. Mmmm... gold. I'll hit up McDonald's and Waffle House, too, while I'm at it.
Look On The Bright Side
Sometimes a sign can be a bit extreme but still make a good point at the same time. Yes, the Florida heat can be unbearable, and yes, it will deter someone from lurking in the back seats of our cars. It's just something we never really thought about until now.
Context Is Needed Here
In case you're wondering, this was Zaxby's sign after a Chick-fil-A opened up across the street. All Chick-fil-A locations are closed on Sundays, so this competing chicken restaurant was poking fun at their policy. It's a showdown of the chicken restaurants.
Ewww...
Sometimes you see a sign and just know that there is some sort of gross backstory. How many times did this have to happen in order for the owners to have to make a sign? Please, don't store your money in your bras or underwear, people.
Yikes
Take a look at this "no trespassing" sign. It looks like anyone who doesn't abide ends up in a makeshift grave. Okay, okay, we get it. We won't trespass.
A Very Educational Sign
Thanks to this sign, I now know the laws for South Carolina liquor stores. Apparently, they all close at 7 p.m., and this fact was shocking enough for outsiders that stores had to resort to signs like this. At least they have a sense of humor about it.
Time To Get Your Steps In
You have to love it when a business doesn't miss the opportunity to put up a punny sign like this one. Who doesn't want to work out when the exercise involves "barcardio"? By the way, instead of a gym, this type of exercise takes place exclusively at bars.
Spotted In Florida
Florida has a reputation for having a higher than average senior population. This sign was spotted in Florida in the parking lot of a seniors' center. It's a safety sign that's also having a bit of fun with its message.
Who Doesn't Love A Good Pun?
Some signs in the South are getting really philosophical. I wasn't prepared to think this much about cows but who could ignore a question like this? Kudos to this community center for keeping things interesting.
This Sign Says It All
With some signs, you know exactly why they were created. If you've ever left a toxic relationship, then you understand the sentiment of this sign. Occasions like this are truly a cause for celebration. Congratulations on your divorce!
This Should Go Without Saying
In some parts of the South, alligators and crocodiles are quite common, which can be alarming for visitors from other parts of the country. It seems that people often forget that these creatures are dangerous wild animals and shouldn't be approached. C'mon, people – this should be a no-brainer.
Just Decent
This sign isn't too wacky or out there. It's just funny how a company decided to call themselves "Decent" when there are so many other business names out there. "Decent" is fine, but this isn't the time to be humble if you want customers. Time to rebrand to "Exceeds Expectations Cleaners".
Technically, They Are Right
There are times when the sentiment of a sign is correct, so there's no need to nit-pick the details. Is America the best country in the nation? Sure. Could this have been rewritten for clarity? Absolutely.
You Know It's Bad When Sonic Refuses To Change The Sign
We don't blame these employees for not wanting to change the sign during a heatwave. That Southern heat can be unbearable when it's at its worst. Hopefully, the employees at Sonic found a way to stay cool.
Bacon Grease Makes The World Go Round
You don't have to be from the South to love bacon grease. It might be one of those universal foods that just about everyone likes. If we can find common ground on the issues that really matter, there's no telling what we can accomplish as a nation.
Always Read The Signs
Be honest: How many times in your life have you pulled a push door or vice versa? It's an embarrassing reminder to always read the sign. Or, in the case of this establishment, if the door doesn't work, they're probably closed. So, be sure to check their hours beforehand, too.
Telling It Like It Is
I'm not sure if mildly insulting potential customers is the best business practice, but it must work for this Southern barber. Maybe truth in advertising is so rare these days that this business is making record profits thanks to this risky move.
Whiskey Is A Staple In The South
When you wish upon a bar, you'll probably run into a sign like this greeting you. It's awesome how a simple chalkboard sign can show off an establishment's creativity and sense of humor. I wonder if Mickey Mouse would approve, though?
Any Guesses Where This Was Spotted?
In Georgia, peach season is a really big deal. So much so that signs just need to say "Peaches" over and over again. There are really only a few products on the planet that can get away with this advertising policy, so you know those peaches are in demand.
The Important Thing Is That They Tried
For those who don't know, with an acrostic poem, the first letter is supposed to spell out a word or phrase. The concept kind of got lost here, but you understand what they were trying to convey, right? We should visit their salad bar to show our appreciation for their effort.
Good Policy
Everyone has had those nights at the bar where you open a tab and tell the bartender to keep them coming. This bar has a simple request: Just pay beforehand, please. I totally get it. It must get awkward when someone "drinking to forget" needs to settle up at the end of the night.
There Has To Be A Story Here
How many people want to guess that people were camping out at this all-you-can-eat buffet for hours and taking advantage of the restaurant's offer? I guess this sign makes the rules of the buffet a bit clearer for anyone who was confused. Plus, who has four hours to spend at a buffet?
Is It Pork Or Beef?
We can't tell if this is a typo or a new kind of meat we've never heard of before. Now the real question is: will you be trying some ground bork? It looks like it's on sale for a reasonable price.
Oh... Good?
This is one of those signs where it can be hard to tell if they are kidding or not. If they are kidding, ha, ha, very funny! If they aren't, then thank you for spreading awareness about the importance of mental health.
Broken Hearts Aren't Easy To Fix
Given how complicated human emotions can be, I wouldn't expect a small-town mechanic to fix a broken heart no matter how many times I've seen it in a Hallmark Channel movie. They might not be able to fix a broken heart, but they can probably give your transmission a tune-up, which is the next best thing.
Uhhh, Do People Not Know This?
Sometimes, a sign catches you off guard for all the wrong reasons. Case in point, this sign from a Southern farmer's market. The stall's policy should be, "If you lick or shove it up your nose, you buy it." That would stop people (hopefully).
You Know, That's Not The First Time I've Heard This About Applebee's
Just about everyone has a story about Applebee's. Most of the time, it's just a casual place to get ribs and chicken wings, but every now and then, someone has eaten there and then thought they were moments away from meeting their maker. Eating at Applebee's can be a real gamble.
You Can't Deny That It's True
Not that we want to think about our farts more often than we have to, but this sign makes a good point. It's not always possible, but remember to excuse yourself to the restroom if you need to. The people around you will thank you.
In Case You Needed Reminding Of Where You Are
This sign was seen at a business in Tennessee, and as you can guess, they aren't too welcoming to so-called hippies. I guess all those new-age followers can take their business to Oregon or Washington State.
You Haven't Experienced The South Until You've Seen The Bugs
People from the North are often shocked when they realize just how bad the bug problem is in the South. The mosquitoes are huge, relentless, and bloodthirsty. Thankfully, this sign accurately illustrates the situation.
Emily McWilliams
