Man Made DIY


Apr 05, 2010

An $8,000 Penis Lamp

Penis Envy  (Lamp)

Pardon the blunt title, but there's really no getting around this one, is there?

Created from 72” x 18” worth of "leather-hard" clay and copper paint, the Penis Envy lamp stands atop a wooden base, with a quartz sphere at its capital. And sure, it costs $8,000, but this is a decor piece that'll keep on giving - no more worries about small talk with that couple who just moved in across the street, or how to keep your bosses' children entertained. Even your best of friends will never tire of discussing this one. "The snap of a few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone, and the lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory...."

Penis Envy (Lamp) by Burning Hands [via Craftastrophe]

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